Everyone Poops
July 30, 2008
While it is true, everyone poops, it is undeniable that men go “number two” more than women… or at least they take longer to do so. Let’s face it, guys, some of you are known for spending hours on that thing. You take your Bathroom Reader or your Sports Illustrated in with you, maybe you take your reading glasses, and you enter the bathroom never to be seen again. For reasons unknown to mankind, men have always taken their sweet time. So, this question goes out to all the men out there: Did you ever think that if you sat too long on the toilet you’d get stuck there for good??
If your answer to that question was “No” I would suggest rethinking the next time you decide to read a 1,000 page novel in one toilet sitting. Kory McFarren of Ness City, Kansas, will spend six months on probation for the mistreatment of another dependent adult, his girl friend. Kory’s girl friends sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her butt. OUCH! The girl friend, Pam Babcock, does not blame her boo, though. Apparently she refused to come out of the bathroom! Medical examiners estimated that Babcock had been sitting on the toilet for nearly a month straight. Beat that, boys! – that must be some kind of bathroom record.
Who knows what else was on the toilet seat that Pam Babcock sat on, but it is still interesting that the possibility of getting stuck to the jon is not all that minimal. If it happens once, it can happen again. So all you men out there who like to indulge in your precious bathroom time, beware!
